Therapist Waiting Room
When I go to my therapist, I sit in the waiting room and make-up reasons why the other people were there,(I did this because I didn’t want to be the craziest person there.) /My favorite memory of doing this was with this lady, who had to be in her late 40’s and a bent nose causing her to look like a chicken. I thought for a while, and came up with a great story….. There’s a woman with a Magnum P.I. mustache, (that part was not made she really did,) sitting by the magazine rack. Don’t make eye contact with her she has a rare and unique disorder called Manic Free-Range Behavioral Disorder. Whenever someone says “chicken”, she tucks her hands under her armpits and begins to cluck like a chicken. “Buh- kawk! Buh-buhh-buh-kawk!” Poor chicken-woman, what a horrible disorder. Glad I don’t have a disease like that!
